stamps and mail and junk but not junk mail

all available via usps.com

I need a pen pal. Or just need to start getting stamps. And sticking them to the fake letters I want to send to my pen pal. And I'd stick the letters in equally colorful envelopes. Because what's the point of having a fun stamp stuck to a dumb boring envelope? No point!

envelopes, $4.25 for 10

These stamps and envelopes make me feel like I'm a Leprechaun. I dunno why. That's just the way it is.