Sometimes when I see people in clothes, I think they look more like things than people. I thought Berenice looked like a minty celery stalk, Rooney like she had two coffee filters stuck to her boobs, Tina just like the feather duster in Beauty and the Beast, and Gwyneth looked like a superhero column.
That's not to say I don't like their dresses. I don't mind Rooney's and Gwyneth's. They just happen to look like coffee filters and columns, respectively. I wish more columns had capes. Then there'd be more columns with super powers. And I'd be like, "Wow. Now I get columns. I get what they're about and that's cool."